This guy has sent me at least six messages. So now telling someone to leave you the fuck alone is a common courtesy? I feel like if I haven’t responded to the first six and you still haven’t taken the silence as a hint of “I’m not interested.” then there are some other things going on with you besides being completely clueless…
Also with the whole “let’s just be friends” bullshit.. come on. I can’t tell you how many of those messages I get from right-wing christian fundamentalist dudes who think we’d still get along (but mostly I think they’d probably just try to bring me to their church and save me).
This guy and my obsessed guy should be bffs. It would be the neediest relationship ever.
(Source: sweetypete)
(Source: fucku-182)
“I spend a lot of time thinking about: Random things. If you catch me on different days, I’ll probably be thinking about completely opposite things. In fact, this has been known to happen in the span of 2 hours. I think about a lot of things, but then again, sometimes I don’t think at all.”
WATCH OUT, SOCRATES. YOU GOT COMPETITION.
Umm…. I don’t think these are things you brag about.
It makes things easier when people explain why they’re single in their profile. Saves me a lot of time.
The awkward moment when you get a marriage proposal on OkCupid from someone you’ve never talked to. Who lives in China.
I should also mention that his profile is to me a 27% match, 2% friend, 76% enemy.
